The Life & Times of Mr Mulatto Jones

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The Dragon Building in Wat Samphran, Thailand by Jorge Macedo

nolikereally:

thehobbitcompilationblog:

idareu2bme:

stut—ter:

idareu2bme:

lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

is this legit?

This is legit. My husband, sitting across the room, looks over and says, “IS THAT SOMEONE SHOWING HOW TO CONVERT ENGLISH TO TENGWAR?  BECAUSE THAT’S THE WAY!”

Believe this man.  He owns atlases of Middle Earth, the complete history of Middle Earth (leatherbound), and has read the books at least 150 times.  Also: speaks elvish.

Yes.

What if there are two vowels in a row?

Does anyone know the answer to that last question?

I believe you find the closest approximation in sound (‘u’ with a silent ‘e’ at the end replaces ‘oo’, for instance) and just go with it. Although that does beg the question of diphthongs, always one of the trickiest types of phonemes to wrap one’s head around. (Did you know that the English “long I” sound, as in ‘mice’, is a diphthong— a vowel blend— of ‘ah’ and ‘ee’?)

Really, though, this is the best introduction to Tengwar I’ve ever seen. Applause, man. Wow.

(via jewguycornejo)

“I know you hurtin’ and worryin’, I can feel it on you, but you oughta quit on it now. Because I want it over and done. I do. I’m tired, boss. Tired of bein’ on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. Tired of not ever having me a buddy to be with, or tell me where we’s coming from or going to, or why. Mostly I’m tired of people being ugly to each other. I’m tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world everyday. There’s too much of it. It’s like pieces of glass in my head all the time. Can you understand?”

—   The Green Mile (via ssomeonedisgusting)

(via afoxnamedguilt)

danglingthpider:

cclarissaa:

ungracefullys:

frails:

fuck I want this

THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE

My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…

you could have some epic Jedi battles with those

danglingthpider:

cclarissaa:

ungracefullys:

frails:

fuck I want this

THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE

My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…

you could have some epic Jedi battles with those

(Source: hapsical, via gabanzobean)

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

(Source: davidsboreanaz, via ilovechori)

66moonchild66:

My life.

66moonchild66:

My life.

(via afoxnamedguilt)

“Lets go to sleep in Paris and wake up in Tokyo
Have a dream in New Orleans, fall in love in Chicago”

basedgosh:

having sex with someone is always a threesome when you have god in the room

(via darling-its-called-wanderlust)

I Wonder…

Am I the only one who’s veins hurt when they’re excessively sad?